Oh, hey there Monday. I’m sure you’re well-liked among some people, but can I just say that you’re not really welcome right now?
Monday, you’re usually not that bad. You usually have lots of sunshine and fresh air, and you always hold the promise of a really good week to come.
But Monday? The thing is that when you come around, knocking on my door so early in the morning, it means that Saturday and Sunday are out for 5 more days. And that means five days of not hanging out with both of my boys all the livelong day. Five days of trying to get life in order so that I can enjoy the weekend. Five days of meal planning – which I enjoy and all – but sometimes a girl just wants some pizza or a Subway sandwich and to not see the inside of her kitchen for a little bit.
I’m just sayin’ Monday – I’m sure you’re cool and all, but today I just need to ignore you. Sorry.
Oh, but Monday? The good news is the even though I know you’re going to hang around regardless of your welcome, I can have grilled pineapple with ice cream and maple drizzle to help soothe my soul. I recommend you take a little vacation from yourself and try some too – here’s the recipe!